Hey You! Welp, it turns out I'm a really good insurance agent, but a pretty terrible website designer. I'd like to have a blog here. But I don't. Check back later. Maybe I'll have it figured out by then - or maybe I'll just go watch Forrest Gump for the 297th time instead. Oh, if you're still reading this, go back to the home page and schedule your review. You'll love it. It's awesome. There is absolutely no obligation, and I don't believe in sales pressure. Plus, you might actually enjoy my lame dad jokes.